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Tue, 17 December 2002 12:08   |
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 FurFuznel |
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The Rabid Pack continues its attack on the peacful DeMized planets!!
In this late breaking story, our reporter Jonket brings us the latest on the happenings in his/her part of the Magellan Cloud.
Jonket can you hear me?
Jonket: I'm sorry Barekel, can you speak up please, the bombs have been falling all year here and my ears are still ringing.
Barekel: Can you give us an idea of what is going on around you Jonket, and where you are?
Jonket: Well I am at the planet Grep, which up until recently was held by the Peaceful DeMizer race, as a publicly funded holiday world for the poorer people of their race. In a bold move this last year the Rabid Canines spent most of the year bombing all of the fruity drink stands, and beach equipment stores into oblivion. As if that was not bad enough, these vile beings then dropped thousands of heavily armed troops to wipe out the tourists who were sipping margaritas on the remains of the beaches after the bombs stopped falling. It was a gruesome sight Barekel.
Barekel: Why would the Pack do such a thing? Have you had a chance to talk to any of them?
Jonket: Yes, actually I managed to get an interview with one of the ground troop captains soon after they had obliterated the last DeMizer tourist and their pets at the edge of the ocean. Here is what he said when I asked why the hatred of the DeMizer race?
Captain: Humph! Those DeMizer were just too peacful for our liking, always coming here on holidays, drinking, laughing, dancing. I mean, fasfkajlr, they did not even have any weapons here with them. What kind of useless race is that?
Jonket: So as you can see Barekel, it appears that it was the DeMized's peaceful nature that ended up costing all these innocent, poor, tourists their lives. I will be leaving this planet later this year, as I cannot get anyone to serve me drinks anymore. I am not sure where my next report will come to you from, but I would like to add:
WATCH OUT Universe the Rabid Dogs seem bent on eliminating the DeMized, and YOU could be next.
Barekel: Uhm, well thank you Jonket, for that somewhat biased report of what happened at Grep this last year. Hopefully you will appreciate your new assignment to the most recently discovered black hole just outside the Magellan Cloud.
This is Barekel of IMP signing off. {sigh}
Shadallark <==> FurFuznel
Mental anguish is for those who choose to think - FurFuznel
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