| Re: Pest Extermination Inc. Grisu & Co |
Tue, 08 September 2009 13:08   |
|
 vmanuel |
 | Chief Warrant Officer 3 |
Messages: 187
Registered: October 2004
Location: Dallas, TX USA | |
|
There has been much said lately about Bug infestations and manners in which they can be removed. The Ellurid Collective would like to warn any and all beings who may spot these Bugs that once they are found within your space, they are extremely difficult to eradicate.
Collective Citizens have found infestations on some of their planets to be so disgusting and nauseating that whole colonies have been abandoned. Recently the colonies on Vanilla, Knife, and Strange succombed to the horrendous Cockroaches and Bed Bugs. And let all be warned that the Bed Bugs are the worst! Their ilk have forced otherwise peaceful colonists on Oops Be Gone, Radish, and Split to leave their planets as well. Even the Ellurid outpost of Acid is currently in danger, and we fear it may have to be abandoned.
Any decent lifeforms who spot the Bugs or lesser quality insects like the discusting Alpheus are hereby warned to kill them off before they become a serious bother to the area!
Some say that the wormholes are random. But as has been proven by the Bugs ability to manipulate even the all-powerful Mystery Trader, random is only a state of mind. The Bugs have succeeded in locking down a wormhole to the Ellurid's Lower Garden area, and the number of disgusting Worms and Bugs is nearly overwhelming.
Fortunately, it's just "nearly" at the time, but it's very close.
We wanted to make certain again to be clear: destroy all life you see on Oops Be Gone, Radish, Split, Acid, Vanilla, Knife, and Strange. These are now to be considered hostile planets, and all colonists in the vicinity are in danger of their very lives!
Ever Onward,
First Citizen,
Ellurid Collective.
Editor in Chief of the Kaynan Space News.
All Space, All The Time - Kaynan!
www.myhood.bizReport message to a moderator
|
|
|
|
Members
Search
Help
Register
Login
Home
