| Re: CheekyBugger Leader Disloyal! |
Thu, 15 May 2003 04:13  |
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| Steve1 |
 | Officer Cadet 2nd Year |
Messages: 240
Registered: January 2003
Location: Australia | |
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Cheekybuggers are deeply offended by these racist slurs. 
After all we've done for you and this is the thanks we get. 
Untrustworthy, deceitful, fraudulent, falsehearted, disgraceful, loathsome; these are terrible things to say. Luap's the universe over should be ashamed of themselves. 
Cheekybuggers shall take this matter to the highest court in the galaxy to prove our innocence and shall demand compensation for such outlandish claims. 
Dragons, minotours, vampires and other such beasts shall be beamed to your planets to ravage your evil citizens. 
Cheekybuggers would also like to make an announcement:
We encourage insurgency on all Luap worlds and if your peoples should win the civil war then we welcome, one by one, each Luap planet to join the Cheekybugger empire.
Please note though, plastic surgery for your ex citizens is mandatory. We cannot stomach those wierd looking bumps on your head ! 
Regards - Steve
High Chancellor of the Cheekybugger empire
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