| Re: 2423 - More Brutal Slaughter |
Tue, 04 October 2005 04:06   |
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HEAR ME, MORTALS!
...AND TREMBLE BENEATH MY SCINTILLATING ARRAY OF SANITARY PRODUCTS....
The situation has been investigated by our keenest minds and biggest widest weeping eyes...
We observed over one hundred thousand Vader troops being dropped on the surface of Pegasus.. We gasped in horror as they drunkenly staggered through the winding streets, pillaging the Qeng Ho women, and raping their livestock.. We sobbed as the invaders burned down the "My Little Anti-Grav Pony Workshop".
We have no recourse but to sentence the Vader to 4 years in the wilderness.
Go forth into the unkown, and ponder what ye have done!
** Storm **
"Yeah... but... Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like f***ing Shaft!"
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