 First transmission of RNN! |
Mon, 26 January 2004 08:47  |
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Welcome to the first transmission of RNN
The Robinn News Network is proud to announce that it will  broadcast in the whole universe. We will give you the right news at the right moment.  .
Yesterday the Great and Benevolent Emperor Robinn the First made us the greatest honour for us at the station, he showed up a the opening ceremony and wished us good luck. We couldn't resist of course to ask for an exclusive interview, which despite his very travel schedule of ruling an empire his greatness the Enlightened and Bright Emperor Robinn the First accepted to give us.
RNN journalist: Your Majesty every studies show that the Robinn Empire grow and thrives like never before in your enlightened guidance, beside the fact that you are descendant of the Gods , running an empire is still a very difficult thing to do, what is your secret your majesty , how do you do it?
Emperor Robin the First: Running an empire , it's like running a kitchen , there must be order and authority but the reward of hard work is sweet like warm honey.
RNN journalist: Indeed , indeed your majesty, there are rumours that contacts has been made with a foreign power in the quadrant , could you tell us more?
Emperor Robinn the First:We have indeed made contact with an another race in neighbouring systems. They were very polite and the first communications promise further diplomatic deals in the very near future. They seemed very kin to trade with our rich and powerful empire which re known has reached the frontiers of space. All I can say for the moment is that we are looking at their proposition with great interest.
RNN journalist: What about those strange broadcasts from this race called the blobs , many of those broadcasts had religious undertones. How does the imperial House react to this
Emperor Robinn the First: Our scientists are looking at this broadcasts with great interest, this primitive religion is another example about how badly the rest of the universe need the Robinn Empire enlightened and civilisational influence.
RNN journalist: What about the rumours that this strange primitive religion has begun to attract followers even here at the center of civilisation and knowledge.
Emperor Robinn the First: A very little number of Robinns has taken those signals seriously, and for those few as we speak, the Robinn Imperial Inquisition is working on tracking them down and "counseling" them so that they realise the error of their ways. This little sect will be eradicated in a matters of days.
RNN journalist: It is good to see that our Great and Enlightened Emperor is protecting our bright civilisation against those misleadings broadcasts.
Well as the festivities take place here at the RNN broadcast station, i wish our spectators from the whole universe a good evening or whatever time fase they are in.
Keep in touch for a new bulletin of information very soon
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