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Hetzer

 
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RIP Hetzer, Nov. 28, 2006

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Registered: November 2002
Location: Hollywood

Gentlebeings, I beg you, consider the nerve of this vile and violent Petroid tyrant known only as "Ron". A few harmless boatloads of tourists slaughtered to the last hatch-ling for the crime of littering? Can anyone reading this post justify such behavior? The very Universe must be recoiling in shock that a "civilized" race like the Petroids could stomach such a bloodthirsty monster as their leader.

But have no fear gentle readers. The author of this missive has sworn an oath of vengeance. Ron will be brought to justice and once apprehended will be given a swift and fair trial (we held it yesterday, he was found guilty). (Hey, it sounds fair to us)

As for his patently false attempt to elicit sympathy by painting us as the economic powerhouse in the game, I mean think about it. How can a race that has to build and operate everything with their beaks be expected to build an infrastructure of the size he claims? Confined to a scant handful of planets we may be but we will fight valiantly against this fiend in inhuman form.

We are a poor race, besieged and set upon by a Low and Treacherous Villain. If anyone out there might wish to aid the struggles of our poor fledglings, Resources may be donated to the "Help Save the Tweety-Bird" foundation at Triaurat.666.com.

Hetzer, Farthest Flier of the Grakle



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