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Hetzer wrote on Fri, 13 December 2002 18:25

The unspeakable Evilness of that Malevolent creature known only as "Ron" has been revealed. By his own words I accuse him of the practice of Fowlabalism. No wonder we have never received a reply to our countless attempts to ransom our ill-fated tourists and merchant mariners. Penning our captives up in those rank smelly dungeons he so cavalierly calls "coops and roosts" is bad enough. But openly admitting to devouring them like some ravening brainless animal..........(shudders). You don't eat prisoners. You grip them tightly in your talons, fly as high as you can and let go so you can watch them scream and fall and go "SPLAT". Anybody knows that. It's shocking to see who they let into space these days.



We never said we *eat* fowls; the eggs they lay is another matter. Your people are getting the best treatment, seed, roughage, etc that we can provide. In fact, they are liking it so much here that they're beginning to talk about the atrocious conditions back home: the overcrowding, being forced to eat the ground-up remains of the old and weak, etc. They say our coops are much nicer that the tiny ones they are forced to live in back home.

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(ps: Ron that rumor of me breaking 81+K res in 2468 is simply not true, mere space vapor and those tales of 123 planets....come now the MM alone would crush a poor feeble-minded person like me, after all (see signature) ).

Ah, but the space vapor talks! It tells of 88k res now and 125 planets, 2 hour turns etc.... but *perhaps* our radio telescopes/scanners pick up more of Grakle 'secure' communications that you are privy to. Twisted Evil



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