| Re: Welcome |
Tue, 28 October 2003 03:58   |
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 pquinton |
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| Steve1 wrote on Mon, 27 October 2003 13:33 |
We are in fact so advanced, that our last message contained subtle but powerful hynotic commands that forced most races in this galaxy to reveal their HW location, tech levels, plans, environmental attributes, planets discovered, etc.
You would not remember providing this information because your actions were performed in a trance-like state. 
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That would be a bit of a problem, since our people have NO idea where we are, generally because we don't care. As I said before, we are a race of Naive and ignorant people. It is only myself that has any form of information and control. Since I was aware that there was a spat of 'mind control' going around, I managed to design a highly complicated structure out of baking foil and wrapped it around my head. Not only did it block out any 'mind control' that might have been floating in the air, it cleared up the signal to my favorite radio station and made me look cool  in the process. Entire sectors of manufacturing, retail and fashion have been created just to realise the 'style' potential that I have stumbled upon.
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Regretfully we cannot accept your offer of an arm wrestle. Most of the time our arms and hands are too busy holding up our head so that our brains don't fall out of our skull. 
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With this predicament, how do you ever get things done? 
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