| Re: Welcome |
Mon, 27 October 2003 08:33   |
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| Steve1 |
 | Officer Cadet 2nd Year |
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Registered: January 2003
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Do you honestly think I'm going to give you my HW location? That would be silly, on the other hand.. with my vast array of devastating planetary destroyers at my disposal, perhaps a little arm wrestle might be in order?
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We hate to tell you this, but we have developed our minds to such a degree that our species is almost entirely a walking brain. We are in fact so advanced, that our last message contained subtle but powerful hynotic commands that forced most races in this galaxy to reveal their HW location, tech levels, plans, environmental attributes, planets discovered, etc.
You would not remember providing this information because your actions were performed in a trance-like state. 
Only one race out there was able to resist our power.
If your people woke up one day inexplicably with a headache, a dry mouth or a sore tooth, then you were the ones whom unwittingly resisted our mind control. 
Regretfully we cannot accept your offer of an arm wrestle. Most of the time our arms and hands are too busy holding up our head so that our brains don't fall out of our skull. 
We would like to allay your fears at this point.
All of the information revealed to us will not be shared, sold or revealed in any way to other races (unless they are prepared to offer 1,000,000kt of mixed minerals for the tiniest sceric of data).
We are simply information gatherers and greatly prefer friendly neighbours whom might be willing to exchange tech and other things. 
We're currently looking for some good quality alcohol that doesn't kill brain cells and will pay dearly for it. 
[Updated on: Mon, 27 October 2003 09:02] Report message to a moderator
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