| Re: 2450 came and went... |
Wed, 19 November 2003 16:53   |
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<(-)> 2450 survey completed.
The Watcher follow the on-going Polanie/Loronian War with some interest. Lots of stuff getting crunched up.
Whether or not this leads to wider hostilities elsewhere is not clear.
We also received the following advertisement copy:
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*Missiles explode in a metropolis while counter-missiles leap into the sky.*
"Have recent company reorganizations left you without a job?"
*A dirty octopus-like being extends a bowl towards the camera, its skin mottling in a pleading manner.*
"Has worker repurposing left you not making enough credits?"
"Loran Heavy Industries might be the company for you! We're a "new economy" company looking to expand in the IIa sector and need hard-working Marketing Managers to conceptualize, strategize, initiate and align our marketing resources around our core competencies. Salaries are commensurate with performance, and Loran Heavy Industries offers a generous compensation package that includes subsidized housing!"
* An image of a wall with scores of hatches on it. One of the
hatches opens and a bipedal humanoid slides out through an opening scarcely larger than its shoulders on its back. It turns to the camera and smiles.*
"Candidates are expected to be able to maintain balance between
customer needs and corporate marketing requirements; leverage
marketing support methods to drive development and execution of
marketing campaigns; ensure high speed-to-market; ensure brand
integrity; and translate raw content into strategic messages.
"If you understood what any of that means, please send your resume to jobs@loran.gal!"
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