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Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency

Sat, 15 November 2003 21:21

Shadow Whist

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In other news

A recent conversation recorded of the Meenzeii Ambassador at the yearly Eye-Ball by the Ghost news network has sparked what appears to be an interesting chain of events.

As the words: "Ha! Eye-Ball nice place. Me glad not posted at Ghost Ball. There smell bad! Ugh! were flashed across all the Ghost news channels the populace realized that the horrendous smell was not just the mortal flowers...
An investigation was conducted to determine the cause of the stench. It was determined that the standard deodorant was lacking its neutralizer. Market research has also shown that the supply of deodorant in local weasel stores have dried up... Sun is out

Through a tip given by governmental auditors, the investigators found a huge increase in the senior officals' Weasel Closet budget. In a night raid on one governmental facility, the lead weasel found the cast off remains of 24,836 Super-Duper, Extra, Extra Weasel-Dry deodorant Anti-Anti-Anti-Persperiant sticks(tm)...

Governmental officials claim galactic spotlight perspiration as the motive for diverting public deodorant...

Analysts from neighboring countries noticed a correlation between the stinky smell and the peace talks between the North South cold war. Apparently Ghosts are afraid of Hell too!

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		Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Wed, 24 September 2003 00:21
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Coyote on Wed, 24 September 2003 01:34
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Thu, 25 September 2003 23:53
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Coyote on Sat, 27 September 2003 22:07
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Thu, 09 October 2003 23:07
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Fri, 17 October 2003 01:45
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: overworked on Fri, 17 October 2003 08:30
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Sat, 18 October 2003 11:46
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Sat, 18 October 2003 12:01
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Coyote on Sat, 18 October 2003 17:38
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Sat, 15 November 2003 20:31
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Sat, 15 November 2003 21:21
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Wed, 19 November 2003 11:51
		Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency By: Shadow Whist on Fri, 05 December 2003 13:26

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