Cessation of hostilities |
Fri, 18 April 2003 12:06 |
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Steve1 | | Officer Cadet 2nd Year | Messages: 240
Registered: January 2003 Location: Australia | |
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******* Ground breaking news *********
Luap's and Cheekybuggers agree to ceasefire.
According to reliable sources a number of high profile Cheekybugger reporters were offered an exclusive interview with the Luap Minister for information, but were all so astounded with the turn of events that they didn't know what to say or even what questions to ask.
Cheekybugger arms manufacturers were a different story.
A senior executive from the acme arms co. was reportedly furious at the government for shifting policy at such short notice and was quoted as saying " we'll lose millions of dollars " and was contemplating running for parliament himself.
Relatives of the deceased ship captains and crew, were quick to torpedo his ministerial plans however, chanting outside his office " warmonger warmonger stay at home, warmonger warmonger you're all alone ".
A corny but seemingly effective means for the government (whom secretly inspired the protesters) to avoid future embarrasment.
Regards - Steve
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