 The AH-is-Frozen-Again venting thread |
Sat, 21 November 2009 00:49  |
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AGH
I (and Richard Nixon) believe this is the result of reptilian shapeshifters invading the Time Cube. Get your muskets ready before the reptoids get all up in your grill and start demanding civil unions with humankind. 2012 is just over two years away THE END IS NIIIIGH!!! IA IA YOG-SOTHOTH I AM THE GATE AND THE KEEPER OF THE GATE
-ahem-
So yeah. I'm bored now, waiting for the turn. As, I'm sure, are you - or you wouldn't have been reading this...
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| Re: The AH-is-Frozen-Again venting thread |
Sat, 21 November 2009 01:44  |
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All was still, all was silent. Out in the black, tremendous fleets of starships were caught motionless in mid-warp. Weaponry atomic, photonic, and more exotic halted in travel. Explosions became glowing flowers, preserved in their terrible beauty. And on a small, lonely blue-green planet, in a forgotten corner of a forgotten country, a little ice fairy gloated and laughed.
"Eye'm a guineaous!" proclaimed Cirno.
"Genius, you mean," corrected the only other mobile lifeform in billions of parsecs.
"Yeah, that too!" Cirno thrust her arms out and spun in a little circle. "Told ya eye was da strongest. Froze da universe, eye done did."
"So. Tell me. What, exactly, do you plan to do now?"
"Plan? Um. Ummmmmm. What?"
The second of our two characters in this limited cast flipped open a pocketwatch. A quite special pocketwatch it was - the only one of its kind still in existence. In effect it was a sort of time machine, but it also functioned quite well as an actual watch and it read 2:53.
"Do you see, Cirno? It is almost three o'clock. Three-o'clock is tea time in Scarlet House. In twenty years of service I have never served it cold, nor weak, nor LATE. You have seven minutes - make that six and a half. AT THREE O'CLOCK GODS HELP ME THERE WILL BE TEA."
"Jeez, yew're such a bother."
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| Re: The AH-is-Frozen-Again venting thread |
Sat, 21 November 2009 02:40 |
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Things could be worse...it could be tea time. Then where would you be hmmm? moving ever round the table with narry the time to clean up that's where. God forbid you're stuck with a Hatter and a Rabbit for company as well.
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