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Uppis Duppis Leader Got MAD! Fri, 14 May 2004 15:23 Go to next message
samungle is currently offline samungle

 
Crewman 2nd Class

Messages: 13
Registered: October 2003
Location: Vantaa, Finland
Breaking news!

The leader of Uppis Duppis got MAD! His daughter has been kidnapped by 255 to force her to marry the prince of 255.

The empire is without a capable leader and it is feared that neighbours will take advantage of the situation. Duppis are becoming restless.

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Re: Uppis Duppis Leader Got MAD! Fri, 14 May 2004 16:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Crusader is currently offline Crusader

 
Officer Cadet 2nd Year

Messages: 233
Registered: January 2003
Location: Dixie Land
From: The Office of Imperial Hyperion Information Services
Date: 2428

The most high and puissant noble, Hyperion, Lord of Light, extends his most heart-felt regrets over the unfortunate events regarding the daughters of Ruppis, leader of the Uppis Duppis. Being very concerned over the reaction of his dear friend, Hyperion wishes to extend the offer of whatever aid and support the Uppis Duppis and their leader may require during this difficult time.

Hermes, Secretary of Imperial Information Services




Nothing for now.

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icon5.gif  Re: Uppis Duppis Leader Got MAD! Mon, 31 May 2004 23:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Hyena is currently offline Hyena

 
Master Chief Petty Officer

Messages: 109
Registered: January 2004
The 255 (255)deny this claim. As of 2440, the 255 have (250)finally completed an investigation of this allegation and our findings are as follows:
The princess who you speak of came to 255 space of her own will, she was (255)not kidnapped.
Furthermore she is (255)not being forced to marry any prince. The 255 have no prince. You must have mistaken one of our local village idiots as a prince due to our village idiots' choice of attire.

If you are in fact not speaking of the princess, but of the can of chili labelled 'princess' that mysteriously arrived in orbit of one of the 255's worlds, it's (255)true there were plans for the can to marry a can of Mountain Dew but an accident caused both cans to be vapourized. We (192)apologize if this can had special significance to the Uppis Duppis.


[Updated on: Mon, 31 May 2004 23:57]

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Re: Uppis Duppis Leader Got MAD! Wed, 02 June 2004 08:17 Go to previous message
samungle is currently offline samungle

 
Crewman 2nd Class

Messages: 13
Registered: October 2003
Location: Vantaa, Finland
We appreciate the thorough investigation 255 did for this matter. After checking the evidence and background info 255 sent to us we do believe that 255 did not kidnap the daughter. But, as our own investigations clearly shows that she was kidnapped the investigation still goes on.

We hereby ask 255 to send the following encoded message to the daughter: "AIBCDQE2F4G1H6I6J5K8L5M5". It should prevent her to marry anyone else than one proved to be a real prince. As 255 do not have price, it should prevent any unwanted marriage to occur.

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