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| BlueTurbit |
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Are computers getting smarter or are we getting stupider. 
It seems that the more sophisticated the computers get the more problems we get and the more difficult it becomes to solve the problems. You thought computers would get so good that eventually all we would have to do is sit back and say a word here and there to get some action. Well, that's what your girlfriend tried to tell you, right? Yet it seems you're having to type and study and analyze and debug and reinstall and reformat and reprogram and re re repeat everything anymore.
Jeez! Now we have to study law just to install a program. The damn disclaimer is a mystery just to figure out what it says. I ACCEPT! I ACCEPT! Not because I know what the hail you are talking about, but because I just spent a half hour downloading this dog poop for the second time and after all this trouble I have no intention of DECLINING this offer until I finish my law degree. Besides, I don't even know if it works or if I like it, so I can't really decline it yet can I, you morons. You have billions of dollars, what the hail are you so worried about anyway. The damn guy that wrote this garbage makes more off of you than we'll ever be able to squeeze out of you anyway.
Then you begin the install and the program gives you a bunch of options before you continue, as if you have run this several times before and decided this time you would like to go a different route, perhaps the scenic route. Let's see, yeah the first time, which is now, I ran this, and I selected that option. So this time I will select that option again. 
Now some will say: "Honey, see if you can find volume III of advanced installation options made easy. I think it's the one in the third row, fourth from the end. Please, hurry, 'cause I'd like to get this done before the weekend so we can use the computer for something entertaining."
Okay it says if you don't know just use default settings. Default settings? It ain't my fault, I know that. It must be default of de guy who wrote this crap a
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