| How to make Stars run more stable... |
Fri, 01 April 2005 16:19  |
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I have noticed that computers don't behave that well when they run non-Microsoft software. For example: 'Server had a memory chip bad, and one of its raid drives was down. Due to DNS propagation delays, I'll wait another day before starting AutoHost scripts. You can upload, but game pages will not be updated.'
There is a reason for this.
Non-microsoft stuff is often written by dumbies and school droppouts. As a result it uses more complex instructions to do less which makes ram chips, hard drives and cpu work harder. As a result stuff breaks down.
Meanwhile Windows software continues to evolve even as you use it. Ever seen the 'Blue screen of Heaven?' The software creates special mutations that help speed up the evolution into a new OS, thanks to the forsight of our hero Bill.
In conclusion, keeping your computer software as Microsoft as possible can make your computer last longer, evolve better and Stars game working better.
PS: I have also found saying the following words help.
Our Gates who is in Microsoft,
Well deserved is your fame,
Let your software come,
Let your will be done as in Redmond,
also in rest of world
Do not let us be tempted by the non MS,
But deliver us with your better software.
Happy April First
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