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Hooga enters the bar...
*smacks Factor across the back of the head*
"You a$$! That bartender was my girlfriend's father-in-law."

[Updated on: Thu, 29 July 2004 13:05]

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overworked wrote on Thu, 29 July 2004 13:40

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Oh, I don't know... I bet Factor saw stars when Hooga smacked him...

But you're right, Circular is more appropriate

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yeah when was the last time anybody got in a fight in a Circular File, eh?

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I dunno, ask Oscar he lives in a trashcan

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Factor wrote on Thu, 29 July 2004 05:51

Factor enteres the bar... "gimme a bottle of space wiskey" "here you go" "hey!! this aint wiskey" *chucks the bottle of beer at bartender* "oh $@# i KO'd the bartender..."

"Hey, that means free drinks, right?"

[Updated on: Sun, 08 August 2004 19:52]

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Ron wrote on Sun, 08 August 2004 16:52

Factor wrote on Thu, 29 July 2004 05:51 Factor enteres the bar... "gimme a bottle of space wiskey" "here you go" "hey!! this aint wiskey" *chucks the bottle of beer at bartender* "oh $@# i KO'd the bartender..." "Hey, that means free drinks, right?"

yeah, but it has no brand (who knows whats in those drinks) and also the bartender's KOed

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Factor wrote on Wed, 11 August 2004 15:54

factor searches the cupboard for beers with a brand. "none!?!?!??!?!!?" said factor as he looks aroound for sumone who might want to start a bar fight.

OWK lassos Factor with a convenient rope, tosses one end over a convenient exposed beam, hauls Factor rapidly to the upward and bangs him off the ceiling twice.

Then exclaims "I raise the contest by a factor of two!"

<waits for the groaning...>

- OWK

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Thank you Summoner err... Raven... err OWK

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Dogthinker gets up from his stool, outraged by the poor humour on display.

OWK is so distracted by laughing at his own joke, he doesn't notice Dogthinker walk up behind him and smack him round the back of the head before throwing him over the bar.

"I guess there's gonna be a long wait to get the next round, since the new barman seems to be overworked."

[Updated on: Mon, 13 September 2004 23:19]

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Downsider distracts Dogthinker by throwing him a bone, while he takes a run and head buts him in the face, sending him flying into a table.

"Any room for a Football Hooligan?!! Come on Arsenal! Come on Arsenal!!!"

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Downsider wrote on Wed, 15 September 2004 23:16

"Any room for a Football Hooligan?!! Come on Arsenal! Come on Arsenal!!!"

Downsider gets lynched by the Derbyshire locals for supporting a London team

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From a dark corner no one has been particularly paying attention to, up jumps the Crusader in his bare feet and wearing worn, dirty overalls, exclaiming loudly, "HEY Y'ALL! WATCH THIS!". He stumbles over, having stubbed his toe on a bar stool, crashing down on a table, breaking it in the process and spilling drinks on all while popcorn goes flying. Staz gets shoved away when Edog stumbles into him. He grabs desperately for Downsiders legs in a vain attempt to catch himself, which breaks the roof support the rope has been thrown over thus saving Downsider's neck and enraging the Derbyshire locals. Factor falls also, knocking poor Ron down and ripping the phone out of the wall where he was attempting to contact the Jeff's for another update.

Everyone else because they know that Crusader is a teetotaler and merely the clumsiest good ol' boy south of the Mason-Dixie.

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Dogthinker wakes up from his coma and wipes his bloody nose. Looking around he spots NingunOtro standing at the doorway with a glazed look on his face:

http://starsautohost.org/sahforum/index.php?t=msg&th=258 5&start=0&rid=326&S=1ebc5f974f8cb26d93d6e638357e f24e

NingunOtro wrote on Mon, 19 September 2005 02:30

Rather bemused he looks around to see the rest of the bar immobilised also. He realises quickly that the only plausible explanation is that they must have been so amazed to see anyone get one over Dogthinker...

He saunters (well, stumbles) over to the bar and tries to wake OWK from his stupor. "Cmon, man, serve up... So, where'd Ron go anyway? Wasn't he getting an update or something?"

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NingunOtro wrote on Mon, 19 September 2005 02:30

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... He saunters (well, stumbles) over to the bar and tries to wake OWK from his stupor. "Cmon, man, serve up... So, where'd Ron go anyway? Wasn't he getting an update or something?"

Hey, friend, ain't no good begging for a COLD beer, the electricity bills haven't been paid for the last 12 months.

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