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Tue, 17 June 2003 23:02

Hatterson

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freakyboy wrote on Sat, 03 May 2003 06:45

On a secondary note... if light bulbs are dark suckers... are black holes dark blowers?

Yes, they are. Actually when you think about it it makes a lot of sense. After all if the dark suckers are sucking so much dark, how come they never just suck all of the dark out of the universe. Confused

I mean, you have all of the stars sucking dark 24/7 and yet there never seems to be a shortage of it. The reason for this is what you said, black holes.

Now you may ask, why do these black holes blow dark and not some other substance like, say, cheese. Well the answer to this is very simple. Becuase black holes are so unique (as Steven Wright said "Black holes are where God divided by zero") they need to expel a unique substance. Dark is the only substance unique enough to qualify, sadly cheese is just too common. Sad

Now as I look at the list of smilies a thought pops into my head. The dark sucker Idea

is labeled idea. This is because when your brain is filled with dark you are not able to think properly. Therefore you need a temporary dark sucker to help you think. Thus, the saying actually should not be "a light bulb just came on in my head" but rather should be "the dark was just sucked out of my head."

Now I could go on for hours explaining the mysteries of dark but many of the questions that I would be answering are best left to profesional thinkers (or at least the terminally insane) Crazy

and besides my brain is starting to hurt for the dark sucker is almost finished.

[edit: Sorry for pulling up this old topic but I just couldn't resist.]

[Updated on: Tue, 17 June 2003 23:04]

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