| Re: We're Not Afraid... |
Sat, 03 May 2003 06:45   |
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The "Rigors" of warp travel relates to the dementia felt by all races who travel at warp speeds. While travelling at warp for some god unknown reason all races get this unstoppable urge to watch daytime chat shows like Montel, Ricky and other such tripe.
Most races (with some training) can endure this torture for extended periods and as such they can survive such torment. The AR species is slightly weaker of mind and as such on occasion one will utter words like "you go gurl" and as such the other individuals on board have no choice but to shoot the unfortunate soul or they will poison the gene pool.
A similar situation arose in the late 20th century and continued into the 21st century on Earth. For some unknown reason though the people that fell victim to such "shows" were for some reason not shot on sight. As such humanity continued to produce poor quality children because this poison was spread into the gene pool. May God/Allah/Budda/(insert name of deity here) save us all.
On a secondary note... if light bulbs are dark suckers... are black holes dark blowers?
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