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Re: We're Not Afraid... Fri, 02 May 2003 10:35 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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 Based upon our limited knowledge of ancient GST theory we have found gravity to be irrelevant with respect to speeds exceeding light. Forget gravity. Matter described in electromagnetical and gravitational fields makes it most difficult to travel at speeds exceeding light and therein lies your problem. How is it that you travel even at warp 10 without this primitive knowledge in the first place?
We have found that expanding spacetime is much better. The space vacuum is governed by an absolute time underlying the space-time continuum. Therefore no threat on causality by superluminal processes exists.
Our study of wormholes, tachyons and black holes has been the key to success. A simple wormhole whereas a shortcut is made by warping space (folding the paper) to connect two points that used to be separated. To achieve this you’ll need a ring of negative energy wrapped around the ship as the negative mass has negative inertia. Having travelled through many wormholes we know that speeds exceeding far beyond warp 10 are not only possible but historical. And our colonists have always arrived intact with no evidence of molecular splattering upon arrival. Although we have had a couple of arrivals that said they were looking forward to having lunch yesterday. Teleport

So forget gravity, gravity sucks. But then again there is the dark sucker theory which proves that dark is faster than light. Crying or Very Sad

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in a room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker.

A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.

There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.

Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker. Crazy

[Updated on: Fri, 02 May 2003 11:07]



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