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Re: Methods of Claiming Territory Mon, 25 June 2007 18:20 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
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 Before proceeding with the LGA response to the Gooberzoids, let me mention I’m assuming the LGA and Gooberzoids have roughly equal strength, or that the LGA are stronger. If the Gooberzoids were significantly stronger than the LGA, or were part of a strong enough alliance, the LGA would probably be rather more quiet with all this and wait until some point in the future, rather than being so bold in their words.

From: LGA
To: Everyone
The LGA protesteth too much? Not at all. We would that all races be so active in the protest of wrongdoing and seek that justice and right prevail.

The LGA are most pleased that the Gooberzoids have left Wanker’s Corner. It is unfortunate they took the planet from us in the first place.

At a glance, it seems that by leaving Wanker’s Corner the Gooberzoids have backed down. However, the LGA would that all races recognize the truth of the matter. They say, “It now stands ready for colonisation by any and all races that would care to negotiate for rights to the planet.” The Gooberzoids persist and continue to try to cover their crimes; as a thief that knows his goods are too hot, the Gooberzoids are now trying to sell off Wanker’s Corner, still hoping that they can get a ransom for it from some race or another.

All races, listen to the LGA now! We will not hold guiltless any race that colonizes Wanker’s Corner, or tries purchase it from the Gooberzoids, or that even makes them an offer to buy. The Gooberzoids hold no claim to the world, and cannot sell it. It is ours, and if any race should wish to buy it, make your offer to us.

As to the Gooberzoids, we will continue to communicate with them about these issues for the time being.

From: LGA
To: Gooberzoids
We are yet amused at your wriggling, your skill in attempting to slip away from the grasp of justice. Your grasp of language is quite good, and you move with profound agility in the realm of words. These are great strengths you possess! You should put them to good use in the service of the galaxy, correcting wrongs rather than committing them. We seek to unite the galaxy in peace and friendship. Join us, and together we can bring a change of purity throughout the stars.

If not, while we are slow to anger, LGA patience will not last forever, and if necessary we will use force to set things right. We believe at this point it would go far better for you if you simply admit your wrongdoing and stop trying to get away with what you’ve done. The ransom you seek is not worth your effort.

Now, as to the matter of WC, the LGA believe this can be resolved without a conflict. We ask that the Gooberzoids publicly apologize for taking WC from us, and return it to us making no pretense of propriety over it, along with reparations for our slain colonists. We will not stand for it if you continue to pretend it is yours though. (Here mention some possible reparations for the colonists that were killed.)

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