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Wed, 24 September 2003 00:21 |
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Shadow Whist | | Chief Warrant Officer 2 | Messages: 167
Registered: August 2003 Location: Vancouver, WA | |
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Breaking News!
The bold entrepreneur, Stout Wire, has once again created the inpossible. In setting up the Rapid Weasel News Agency, Wire has created a byproduct usable by all aspiring rulers. Now you too can share the most recent happenings with the other aspiring empires. Not to mention the general discussion that goes along with exploding bombs and slightly hot lazer-cannon fittings... {sigh} the days when Slag-gore roamed the galaxy with his Battle Cruisers are gone but that's History! How will your history be written?
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Rapid Weasel News Agency, We're as Rabid as they come...
[Updated on: Thu, 25 September 2003 23:55] Report message to a moderator
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Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency |
Wed, 24 September 2003 01:34 |
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Intercepted communications traffic:
Meenzeii Colony Sigma, (censored) System
Command 08: "Perimeter defense, what your status?"
Patrol 17: "Invaders they coming at us hard, fast, we not hold them back! Needs you (censored) reinforcements!"
Command 08: "Falls back to secondary lines."
Patrol 17: "Us cut off! Lots the (censored) landers enemies! We not make back to secondary!"
Command 08: "Strike 24, move reinforce Patrol 17. Strike 24, come in. Respond Strike 24..."
Command 08: (loud crash is heard) "Enemy armors inside secondary, evacuate. Ah (censored), incoming rockets..."
Transmission fades to static.
Unknown source: "SECTOR COMMAND DESTROYED. COMMENCE ASSAULT ON CIVILIAN POPULATION. LEAVE NONE ALIVE."
[Updated on: Wed, 24 September 2003 01:43] Report message to a moderator
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Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency |
Sat, 27 September 2003 22:07 |
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News Anchor:
"Unidentified sources have disclosed that a nonaggression pact is in the works between the Greater Meenzei Protectorate and the cyborg creatures known as the Mortis. This agreement, if ratified, will put an end to the bloody border dispute that has simmered for nearly a decade. We join our correspondent on Meenzeii, Nur Mal Esch, for the latest. Go ahead..."
Mr. Esch:
"Us leaders no makes war. Peace, us say now. Meenzals try understand what this 'peace' ... is no make guns, no shoot aliens. Meenzals no sure if like, but not want get shot by Super Secret Security Police, so us agree."
News Anchor:
"What are the expected economic effects of this treaty?"
Mr. Esch:
"Guns building make 80% Meenzal economy, so may be bad business. Us trying re-align industry for produce Technology of Peace, thing like Directed Energy Hull-Metal Cutter, Long-Range EM Cooking Stove, Self-Propelled Asteroid Demolitions Device, and Fusion-Based Excavation Tool. Even Mortis see us make nice, safe, peaceful things now."
News Anchor:
"Thank you. The pending agreement's ultimate long term results are still unknown at this time. And now for an update on weather..."
[Updated on: Sat, 27 September 2003 22:15] Report message to a moderator
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Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency |
Sat, 18 October 2003 17:38 |
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This reply was recieved from an unidentified Meenzal. Transcript edited for content.
Shadow Whist wrote on Sat, 18 October 2003 09:01 | In other news:
The hordes of the Southwest portion of the galaxy have once again attempted to expand the portions of their borders. Their Build up of forces in the Iceball and other neighboring systems can only be seen as indication of hostile intent.
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Meenzals make self preservation #1 intent. No you (censored) with us now, mmmkay?
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In addition, analysts say that their combined forces will soon be able to field Jihad Capitol ship missiles on Cruiser hulls...
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Harrrr! Crunchy little cruisers, mmm!
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While this news might strike fear into the heart's (or hearts' if your race has more then one and a half...) Those who have committed themselves to fight against this recent aggressive moves are positioning themselves to counter this terror...
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Meenzals get war declared on for trying re-negotiate border agreement. You all do same thing if you in us place. Mortis (censored) fools attack when negotiate make more sense. Fools for throwing rocks wasting minerals, work better as ships not flying (censored) rocks. Meenzals make minerals into big (censored) bombers, send back to Mortis.
To Selaera, Meenzals no care either way, but us like if you stop hurting us friends. That Meenzals' job.
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Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency |
Wed, 19 November 2003 11:51 |
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Shadow Whist | | Chief Warrant Officer 2 | Messages: 167
Registered: August 2003 Location: Vancouver, WA | |
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Breaking News!
A scout ship near the Mandrake sector has spotted a large fleet of War-vessels on an approach vector to the Sector Capitol of Rheinum. The 200+ sized fleet is composed of Large and Small vessels. It also contains a number of Beamer BBs and a Few Jihad-class BBs. The Fleet is controlled by members of the Meenzaii/Hellion Alliance.
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Rapid Weasel News Agency: We send the news Fast, Hard, and Continuously!!!
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Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency |
Fri, 05 December 2003 13:26 |
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Shadow Whist | | Chief Warrant Officer 2 | Messages: 167
Registered: August 2003 Location: Vancouver, WA | |
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Further News on the Mandrake Sector Conflict:
The government has sponsored a Sector wide blackout of all news in the area, in an effort to deter enemy intelligence efforts.
Two Hours ago, HOGS have given the all clear message for the embedded news reporters to deliver their reports.
Two huge battles were fought in the orbits of the Mandrake System and the Luigi system. In both cases the Meenzeii forces were routed and the Selaerian Navy emerged victorious.
The Selaerian losses were heavy but they remain confident on their ability to defend against any further aggression.
The Selaerian Marine Corps has also assaulted the Meenzeii outpost at Luigi and rendered their Stargate inoperable.
Our forces will keep you updated with further news...
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Rapid Weasel News Agency: We're so close to the action we can hear you!
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