2423 - More Brutal Slaughter |
Mon, 03 October 2005 16:34 |
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joseph | | Lt. Junior Grade | Messages: 440
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It is with a sad and heavy heart that we point out that the growing curse of violence has spread to our corner of the galaxy.
Our local trading post on the world of Pegasus that was involved in breeding rare anti-gravity horses has been brutally slaughtered by invading troops of the Vader.
All of our colonists are dead and we will now not be able to add the horses to our list of trading comodities.
We ask that the full penalty be applied to the Vader, and though we would in no way criticise the Storm that protects us all, some of our population are muttering that if the full force of displeasure had been applied to them the last time they were involved in violence this sorry event may not have occured.
Queng Ho
Joseph
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Re: 2423 - More Brutal Slaughter |
Tue, 04 October 2005 03:00 |
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sarducci | | Crewman 2nd Class | Messages: 10
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joseph wrote on Mon, 03 October 2005 22:34 | It is with a sad and heavy heart that we point out that the growing curse of violence has spread to our corner of the galaxy.
Our local trading post on the world of Pegasus that was involved in breeding rare anti-gravity horses has been brutally slaughtered by invading troops of the Vader.
All of our colonists are dead and we will now not be able to add the horses to our list of trading comodities.
We ask that the full penalty be applied to the Vader, and though we would in no way criticise the Storm that protects us all, some of our population are muttering that if the full force of displeasure had been applied to them the last time they were involved in violence this sorry event may not have occured.
Queng Ho
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That was a trading post? We have been observing the population of the planet for some time, and have noticed that the poor colonists were not apt for the conditions at Pegasus. They were withering on the proverbial vine and reducing numbers every year. As no apparent help from the Homeworld could be detected, we mustered all we could in form of medical engineers and terraforming agents in an all-out humanitarian effort to relief the poor forgotten colonists at Pegasus. Not invading troops, but doctors and engineers! We must admit, however, that our arrival did not have the effect desired, as sadly the people of Pegasus committed mass-suicide upon our arrival, as they have mistaken our humanitarian effort as a military raid!
We therefore plead "not-guilty" as we have not been invading but merely intended to "help-out".
Vader
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Re: 2423 - More Brutal Slaughter |
Tue, 04 October 2005 03:13 |
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Oh My!
We were under the impression that Pegasus must have been a flourishing enclave of science and bio engineering. Apparently we would have had to wait centuries or even through eternity for anti-gravity horses. Immediate activities will be undertaken to ascertain just how much Qeng Ho colonies are suffering. Perhaps The planet Marlborough is engaging in ethnic cleansing and banishing select sects of the population to uninhabitable worlds! If this is so then it is indeed a crime against civilization. Current scans indicate numerous worlds with extremes of temperature, gravity and radiation where Qeng Ho beings have been landed, yet the homeworld is mild in all three variables. This begins to have us concerned. New scanning vessels are being dispatched to ascertain the truth.
Odin the Wise
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Re: 2423 - More Brutal Slaughter |
Tue, 04 October 2005 04:06 |
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HEAR ME, MORTALS!
...AND TREMBLE BENEATH MY SCINTILLATING ARRAY OF SANITARY PRODUCTS....
The situation has been investigated by our keenest minds and biggest widest weeping eyes...
We observed over one hundred thousand Vader troops being dropped on the surface of Pegasus.. We gasped in horror as they drunkenly staggered through the winding streets, pillaging the Qeng Ho women, and raping their livestock.. We sobbed as the invaders burned down the "My Little Anti-Grav Pony Workshop".
We have no recourse but to sentence the Vader to 4 years in the wilderness.
Go forth into the unkown, and ponder what ye have done!
** Storm **
"Yeah... but... Jar Jar makes the Ewoks look like f***ing Shaft!"
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Re: 2423 - More Brutal Slaughter |
Tue, 04 October 2005 06:34 |
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joseph | | Lt. Junior Grade | Messages: 440
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Our brave colonists can live anywhere. No conditions are too extreme for us.
If some perish trying to build paradise for their decendants well they died trying to build a better world.
All planets that are not our homeworld are hostile to us, we expect this nature is to be struggled against.
We did not expect other senitent beings to be hostile. Renouncing violence is the second sign of intelligence (the first being the discovery of Alcohol).
If we have a planet that you are interested in make us an offer.
Every thing is for sale at the right price - Except the lives of our people.
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Joseph
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