| 14th Plague |
Fri, 21 March 2003 11:24  |
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| BlueTurbit |
 | Lt. Commander
RIP
BlueTurbit died Oct. 20, 2011 |
Messages: 835
Registered: October 2002
Location: Heart of Texas | |
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All freight movement banned
A slight problem has been detected in the cargo holds of all ships. The cargo disappears at a rapid rate of depression. We have found the cause of the problem. A plague! Yes, our evaluation team is good, no? This plague, however, only affects colonists and minerals. All other cargo is safe, including firearms, alcohol and tobacco products. Also hallucinogens and SpaceGirly magazines have made it to destination points. All minerals and colonists however have disappeared between start and end waypoints. Of course you can still cram as many passengers and minerals as you can into your battleships and they will survive. Closets and pantries stuffed with clothes and panties, yes. Cargo holds no.
Have a nasty day! I love this galaxy. 
Pleasant,
the Plague Master
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