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| BlueTurbit |
 | Lt. Commander
RIP
BlueTurbit died Oct. 20, 2011 |
Messages: 835
Registered: October 2002
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Traffic Jam
Go west or go north.
But don't go east or south. Because you can't.
A new plague has infected the galaxy.
Somehow all steering systems have lost it. You might say: They've mostly turned against us.
This plague's symptoms seem to change with each year, so we will keep travel updates posted. For 2421 only north and west travel is possible.
Luckily the universe is round, so you can just continue to travel in the same direction and eventually wind up in the same place. Not!
Yes really, you will. It's been proven by Einstein and someone else. Not!
Yes it has. Really it has. Not!
Just kidding. It has. Really. No, really it has. Not!
In the meantime our scientists are working on the problem. We should have an answer in a few years. Five years at the latest. At the moment, counter electromagnetic inductive reactance enhanced guidance systems look promising.
But do continue to travel north or west safely.
You ask what will happen if I move the wrong way? We aren't certain but it ain't looking good, and it ain't a good idea to try.
Nasty,
the Plague Master
Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, That's why they call it the Present
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