Registered: November 2002 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA
UNARMED SCOUT DESTROYED! PILOT'S WIDOW AND FOURTEEN CHILDREN LEFT FATHERLESS!
Blinken -(TP) An unarmed Tarvey scout was brutally killed by an Uppis Duppis warship today. This horrific event occurred even as the Uppis Duppis had opened diplomatic negotiations with the Tarvey government. The prospect for future negotiations seems grim, and the Tarvey Royal Navy has commissioned a special vessel, christened the "Up Yours" to assist in escorting Uppis Duppis scouts out of Tarvey space. "It's really for their own safety," said Admiral Abercrombie Tarvey. "Our spacelanes are highly cluttered with navigation hazards. It's best if we take them home and invite them not to return."
No comment was received by the Uppis Duppis government concerning the incident.