| It's War !!! - This time it really is ! |
Thu, 22 January 2004 14:07  |
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| Steve1 |
 | Officer Cadet 2nd Year |
Messages: 240
Registered: January 2003
Location: Australia | |
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We, the good, kind and considerate Platypi, accuse the evil wretched and dastardly Thargoid of funding and training terrorists to perform ungodly acts against our peaceful populace. 
They and their stealthy, nasty and secretive allies the Miszans, have destroyed many beautiful palaces, irreplaceable statues and revered temples. 
At first we did not know whom the culprits were, but through exhaustive detective work  we have caught the evil doers out.
How do you plead 
If you plead guilty and do not resist us, we shall only take half your worlds as punishment, but if you show no remorse then you shall surely pay the ultimate price. 
BTW, if you don't mind, we would appreciate if you could detonate some of your minefields before we get there, for easier access. 
We have yet to prove our case against the Miszans, but we expect, within 5 years, to have gathered enough evidence to show that these two co-conspiritors have been secretly scheming together for an extended period of time. 
General Misza, make it easy on yourself. Come forward and confess all. Repent your sins and not only shall you feel unburdoned, but we shall go a bit easier on your race too. 
Now we know you did it, but if you won't confess and we can't prove it, then we could always manufacture the evidence. 
Why should we commit millions of dollars and many years of painstaking detective work to such a pointless investigation ? 
         
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