| Re: Rapid Weasel News Agency |
Sat, 27 September 2003 22:07   |
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News Anchor:
"Unidentified sources have disclosed that a nonaggression pact is in the works between the Greater Meenzei Protectorate and the cyborg creatures known as the Mortis. This agreement, if ratified, will put an end to the bloody border dispute that has simmered for nearly a decade. We join our correspondent on Meenzeii, Nur Mal Esch, for the latest. Go ahead..."
Mr. Esch:
"Us leaders no makes war. Peace, us say now. Meenzals try understand what this 'peace' ... is no make guns, no shoot aliens. Meenzals no sure if like, but not want get shot by Super Secret Security Police, so us agree."
News Anchor:
"What are the expected economic effects of this treaty?"
Mr. Esch:
"Guns building make 80% Meenzal economy, so may be bad business. Us trying re-align industry for produce Technology of Peace, thing like Directed Energy Hull-Metal Cutter, Long-Range EM Cooking Stove, Self-Propelled Asteroid Demolitions Device, and Fusion-Based Excavation Tool. Even Mortis see us make nice, safe, peaceful things now."
News Anchor:
"Thank you. The pending agreement's ultimate long term results are still unknown at this time. And now for an update on weather..."
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