Nexus Ministry of Defence Foreign Affairs Forum |
Mon, 28 April 2003 10:27 |
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Nexus One | | Chief Petty Officer | Messages: 75
Registered: December 2002 Location: Szczecin, Poland | |
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Decision has been made to open the interplanetary forum of Nexus Ministry of Defence and Foreign Affairs to publicize our news.
Here comes the latest:
Tremendous victories over the axis of evil!
Despite unprovoked and surprising attack by the Luap, our warfleet was able to repel prevailing Luapian forces on planet County Seat, destroying entirely warships and bombers of this malicious race. The 2467 has been announced a year of celebration on all our planets. Farmers, workers, miners and scientists on County Seat are rejoicing over the victory not only due to saving of their lives from bomb attack, but also due to gaining a new knowledge and megatons of minerals which fertilized the soil after the battle. However, in our memories the victims of Bath massacre will be remembered and certainly avenged.
The victory is even greater as it was accompanied by another success on our Easter front where the pacification forces smashed what seemed to be the main Hirotan forces, taking almost no damage.
Morale of our army is highest ever and our soldiers remain unbeaten what gives additional motivation for fighting off the forces of the axis of evil. The fight will be continued until the Luap acknowledges our superiority or our standard will be hoisted on their capitol on Gladiolus.
Nexus Ministry of Defense and Foreign Affairs
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Nexus Ministry of Defence Foreign Affairs Forum |
Thu, 22 May 2003 08:36 |
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Nexus One | | Chief Petty Officer | Messages: 75
Registered: December 2002 Location: Szczecin, Poland | |
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Victorious offensive continues! Colonists on Senility harder then Luapian packets!
Another crushing victories were achieved this year on our battlefield with the Laup. Their 4 starbases lied in ruins in the north and south fronts when our offensive forces raged into Laupian worlds.
Our brave colonists on Senility involved in planet cleaning processed survived a hit of Laupian packets of about 1000kt flung at warp13. Let it be a warning to our enemy that our people are harder then their ridiculous packets.
The celebrations were disturbed only by the breaking news that our own packet approaching Kappa shall hit the planet as the Kappa's gate was apparently sabotaged by Laupian spies! What an overlook in the security system! Almost million of helmets are being distributed among citizens of the planet and "How I survived a hit by a packet" manual by Senility instructor is being transmitted thought the hyperspace to the planet in question for mass broadcasting.
Nexus Ministry of Defense and Foreign Affairs.
[Updated on: Thu, 22 May 2003 09:06]
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