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Axioms, thoughtful/funny

Mon, 13 August 2012 15:47

Ron

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Here are a few funny ones I've found.

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Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
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Re: Axioms, thoughtful/funny

Tue, 14 August 2012 15:29

neilhoward

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
- Terry Pratchett

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Re: Axioms, thoughtful/funny

Thu, 16 August 2012 01:40

gible

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Some people are like a Slinky ...
Not really good for anything,
But you still can't help but smile
When you shove them down the stairs.

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Re: Axioms, thoughtful/funny

Sat, 25 August 2012 10:14

Marduk

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When you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend.

That which does not kill us can still hurt an awful lot.

And not really an axiom, but I came up with it the other day and wanted to share:
If I had a nipple for every time someone misheard what I said...

One out of five dentists recommends occasional random executions to keep the peasants cowed and servile.

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