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11th Plague Sat, 01 March 2003 20:58 Go to next message
BlueTurbit

 
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BlueTurbit died Oct. 20, 2011

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Registered: October 2002
Location: Heart of Texas
Building factories and mines is generally a good idea. But not during this plague. All factory mine building has stopped. Dangerous plague. Production keys could go crazy if factories or mines are left in the queue.
Factory & mine building stopped

The nursery rhyme "Ring Around the Rosey"
is a rhyme about the plague.
Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores
("Ring around the rosey"),
these sores would smell very badly so common folks
would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that
it would cover the smell of the sores
("a pocket full of posies").
Furthermore, people who died from the plague would be burned so as to
reduce the possible spread of the disease
("ashes, ashes, we all fall down").

If you get an alien phone call from Jupiter?
Explain to your caller, politely but firmly, that being from Jupiter, he or she is not `life as we know it'. Try to terminate the conversation as soon as possible. It will not profit you.

Have a nasty day! I love this galaxy. Twisted Evil
Nasty,
the Plague Master





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Re: 11th Plague Tue, 04 March 2003 21:03 Go to previous message
BlueTurbit

 
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BlueTurbit died Oct. 20, 2011

Messages: 835
Registered: October 2002
Location: Heart of Texas
See that wasn't so good! This plague will flew by in no time. Phhhht, and soon five years is behind us. I don't know about you, but the plague patrol officers are handling this plague quite well.

It has been brought to our dimension that we have been called nasty and evil by many for too many light years. So we have taken the legal desirements to fix our relationships with the citizens of the plague galaxy before the elections in 2550. From this microsecond forward we will be calling ourselves Pleasant.
Already it is working and we are feeling joy joy feelings for the amiable inhabitants of the plagued galaxy. We wish you loving and gladness of happiness in all the recreation of rejoicing you are experiencing with the coming rapture of the feeling good plagues. May pure happiness and beautitude engulf you with euphoric merriment as you enjoy with optimism the hilarity of the plagues. May you relish them with high hopes and satisfaction in felicity and joyful mirth of glee.
Can you feel the ebullient excitedness and exhilaration the new name already has already fruited within us? We are getting very excited with this new warming reputation that is developing about us already.

Have a euphoric day,

Pleasant,
the Plague Master


(cut! cut! okay, wrap it and transmit to all star systems, that ought to get them off my back for a while...)



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