3rd Plague |
Tue, 21 January 2003 22:48 |
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BlueTurbit | | Lt. Commander
RIP BlueTurbit died Oct. 20, 2011 | Messages: 835
Registered: October 2002 Location: Heart of Texas | |
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Warship infection
The plague has taken on a new form. It has infected all weapons on all ships. It appears it has entered combat armament control systems. The magneto-kliptrons have flopped. Now they are flip flopping like crazy.
First signs of infection are: groaning sounds from the guns. The bigger the guns the louder the groans. Once the groaning begins it starts oscillating and continues to increase in intensity, until an unstoppable atomic eruption occurs followed immediately by a big explosion. After that it stops. But the ship parts continue to move in every direction at the same time. You might say they become omnipresent.
The only known treatment is complete absence of motion. DO NOT move the ships until the plague is gone. We cannot stress the importance of this enough. The slightest ship movement will initiate the groaning oscillations. Important! If this happens, get away from the ship as fast as you can.
We have sent some technicians to various locations to try to help analyze the problem. They can be easily identified by the writing on the back of their uniforms:
"Master Plague Technician. If you see me running try to keep up."
PS: If the ships are in space. You are likely doomed. Even without motion the groaning will most likely begin. Perhaps you can jump to the nearest planet and park there and hope for the best. At least it's easier to run away on the planet surface than in space.
Nasty,
the Plague Master
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Re: 3rd Plague |
Wed, 22 January 2003 18:35 |
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BlueTurbit | | Lt. Commander
RIP BlueTurbit died Oct. 20, 2011 | Messages: 835
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FurFuznel wrote on Wed, 22 January 2003 06:43 | Thank goodness it will not be infecting the knives that my convicts... er, colonists are carrying.
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Well, you never know. Some of your colonists may start groaning and oscillating too. Next, your colonizer and freighters will explode.
PS let me know if this happens and I'll check into it. Honest, I will. No really. I will.
Nasty,
the Plague Master
[Updated on: Wed, 22 January 2003 18:36]
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