 First transmission of RNN! |
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Welcome to the first transmission of RNN
The Robinn News Network is proud to announce that it will  broadcast in the whole universe. We will give you the right news at the right moment.  .
Yesterday the Great and Benevolent Emperor Robinn the First made us the greatest honour for us at the station, he showed up a the opening ceremony and wished us good luck. We couldn't resist of course to ask for an exclusive interview, which despite his very travel schedule of ruling an empire his greatness the Enlightened and Bright Emperor Robinn the First accepted to give us.
RNN journalist: Your Majesty every studies show that the Robinn Empire grow and thrives like never before in your enlightened guidance, beside the fact that you are descendant of the Gods , running an empire is still a very difficult thing to do, what is your secret your majesty , how do you do it?
Emperor Robin the First: Running an empire , it's like running a kitchen , there must be order and authority but the reward of hard work is sweet like warm honey.
RNN journalist: Indeed , indeed your majesty, there are rumours that contacts has been made with a foreign power in the quadrant , could you tell us more?
Emperor Robinn the First:We have indeed made contact with an another race in neighbouring systems. They were very polite and the first communications promise further diplomatic deals in the very near future. They seemed very kin to trade with our rich and powerful empire which re known has reached the frontiers of space. All I can say for the moment is that we are looking at their proposition with great interest.
RNN journalist: What about those strange broadcasts from this race called the blobs , many of those broadcasts had religious undertones. How does the imperial House react to this
Emperor Robinn the First: Our scientists are looking at this broadcasts with great interest, this primitive religion is another example about how badly the rest of the universe need the Robinn Empire enlightened and civilisational influence.
RNN journalist: What about the rumours that this strange primitive religion has begun to attract followers even here at the center of civilisation and knowledge.
Emperor Robinn the First: A very little number of Robinns has taken those signals seriously, and for those few as we speak, the Robinn Imperial Inquisition is working on tracking them down and "counseling" them so that they realise the error of their ways. This little sect will be eradicated in a matters of days.
RNN journalist: It is good to see that our Great and Enlightened Emperor is protecting our bright civilisation against those misleadings broadcasts.
Well as the festivities take place here at the RNN broadcast station, i wish our spectators from the whole universe a good evening or whatever time fase they are in.
Keep in touch for a new bulletin of information very soon
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Tue, 27 January 2004 10:21  |
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Special bulletin from RNN!
Welcome to this special bulletin of RNN, the Robinn News Network.
After our first transmition, many spectators might remember the controversial subject of the blob religion missionary broadcasts which was taken up then. Reactions came rather quickly on diplomatic levels from the Blobs which rejected much of the content of the broadcast and demanded RNN to refute facts that was made by our most Wise and Gallant Emperor. The temperatur rised as pro-Imperials and even religious Robinn leaders claimed that the blobs indirectly called the Emperor Robinn the First "unbeliever" in a negativ way.
A more relaxed message came from Imperial hold, which focused on the positive parts of the blob broadcasting which opened for discution and mediation between the two cultures:
-Although the blobs are probably not ready to face the revalation and true of our philosophy yet, our most Wise and Forgiving Emperor was pleased to see that they seemed to show an acceptable level of openness which might make the core of the bridge of communication between our two kinds in the future. Because of that our most Gentile and Begnin Emperor choose not to take offence of the latest Blob broadcast.
As a gesture of friendship to the Blobs and to refute those mislead minds who think of the Robinns as untolerant toward strange and barbaric religions, His Majesty the most Forgiving Emperor Robinn the First lifted the doom of (slow) dead by acid-sluggs on the alleged Robinn spiritual leader of the Blob religion on Robinn soil and instead granted him the grand honour of washing the latrines of the Imperial Inquisition buildings for life.
There are even talks on unnoficial levels to allow the cult of the Blob on Robinn soils, as long as it undercasts itself to the cult of our Allknowing and Beloved Emperor.
The Blobs showed also curiosity toward the religion(s) Robinns practice. To help mend the misunderstandings RNN has had with the Blob religious cast, a special edition on Robinn religion will be sent very soon to inform all the others lifeforms out there about our way of life, religion and of course our complete belief in our Great and Enlighted Emperor. It's back to the studio for us, have a nice evening and we hope to see you back on your favourite channel in the universe: RNN.
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