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Re: 2410 came and went... |
Fri, 03 October 2003 20:51 |
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Meenzals no have stable government, that boring. Us follows sneakiest, trickiest Meenzal , and when he get dead by even sneakier guy, us follows him. This make us war strategy always top line. Course this mean us cities filled with whispers, shadows, blades and blasters in night . Us not understand why tourism business so bad these days, with all fun like this. Maybe us stop eating tourists when land, and business get better?
....Ah, us send to whole wrong galaxy. Grar! Nahl wire transmitter backwards, and Nahl going feel monomolecule blade in face. Failure not an option on Meenzeii.
[Updated on: Fri, 03 October 2003 20:52] Report message to a moderator
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Re: 2410 came and went... |
Wed, 08 October 2003 20:52 |
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2420, and time for the Watcher News!
<(o)> THE BIG EYE NEWS NETWORK....
Light skirmishing spotted in several areas of the galaxy. Whether or not heavier combat storms are to be expected has yet to be determined.
Peasant revolt reported in the Loran Empire. Now an anarch-synarchic commune since the previous method of selection involving watery tarts heaving scimitars proved fatal to too many potential candidates.
Rumors of Watcher complicity unconfirmed since any questions raised with the Watcher government only drew a reply of "so?".
More news as it is seen...
[Everyone say 'cheese'!]
<FLASHBULB POPPING SOUND>
[2420 survey map completed.]
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Re: 2450 came and went... |
Wed, 19 November 2003 16:53 |
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<(-)> 2450 survey completed.
The Watcher follow the on-going Polanie/Loronian War with some interest. Lots of stuff getting crunched up.
Whether or not this leads to wider hostilities elsewhere is not clear.
We also received the following advertisement copy:
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*Missiles explode in a metropolis while counter-missiles leap into the sky.*
"Have recent company reorganizations left you without a job?"
*A dirty octopus-like being extends a bowl towards the camera, its skin mottling in a pleading manner.*
"Has worker repurposing left you not making enough credits?"
"Loran Heavy Industries might be the company for you! We're a "new economy" company looking to expand in the IIa sector and need hard-working Marketing Managers to conceptualize, strategize, initiate and align our marketing resources around our core competencies. Salaries are commensurate with performance, and Loran Heavy Industries offers a generous compensation package that includes subsidized housing!"
* An image of a wall with scores of hatches on it. One of the
hatches opens and a bipedal humanoid slides out through an opening scarcely larger than its shoulders on its back. It turns to the camera and smiles.*
"Candidates are expected to be able to maintain balance between
customer needs and corporate marketing requirements; leverage
marketing support methods to drive development and execution of
marketing campaigns; ensure high speed-to-market; ensure brand
integrity; and translate raw content into strategic messages.
"If you understood what any of that means, please send your resume to jobs@loran.gal!"
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Re: 2450 came and went... |
Wed, 17 December 2003 13:33 |
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<(o)> Watcher News <(o)>
Major escalation to the wars in the IIa Galaxy.
The Armagon and OKs have become involved in the hostilities between the Loronians and Polanie/Desquis by starting offensive actions against the Polanie, Desquis and Zurgs.
The intervention was led by the firing of a considerable number of mass packets. These are believed to have caused serious damage to a number of installations. Casualties have not been disclosed.
Watcher reporters are trying to gather further information on how these actions will affect the current war front in the central sector.
Elsewhere, the BFT (Big Furry Thing) report the development of new AI sufficient to control robotic curry combs. This saving in personal cleaning time is expected to improve the efficiency of the BFT economy by at least 10%.
Further news as developments warrant.
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