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icon10.gif  speach at the fireplace Tue, 03 June 2003 23:57
dimych is currently offline dimych

Crewman 1st Class

Messages: 26
Registered: March 2003
Location: Russia
Brothers and sisters!
My People!
Collegues emperors, presidents or whatever else you prefer to be named.
read my lips!
Nana nana bubu seems like my nation is heading to extinction at full throttle. and many along the way are eager to give us a hand in speeding the process. It has been a nightmare to come back to governing after a short break spent apart from my people. Eek
Unfortunately, our Great Fleet was not able to destroy those Evil Forces. My people would be glad to know that all my admirals are duly tortured and confessed voluntarily in numerous cases of treachery, theft and misconduct. And we look forward to even more shocking facts revealed by our glorious patriots at Special Police Dept. (tune in for LIVE broadcast of former Admiral Huno interrogation today on First 2 minutes are absolutely free than only 9.99 Sht$ per hour!)
Right now i'm doing my best to pack up my personal yacht with what i have earned while serving self-denyingly my people. Donations from patriots are accepted at 1-800-SAVE-THE-EMPEROR. You are free not to call this number Twisted Evil , i promise, that SPD will not touch those who chose not to help Our Beloved Emperor (which is me). But we may not guarantee them from wrath of our patriots! Lists of those who already called will be published weekly in The New Rise newspaper.
You can trust me on one thing - we will fight untill the last supercargo vessels and my yacht filled with my personal belongings will depart from my castle.
Stay united! protect your best friend - your emperor!
Sincerely yours,
Shtirlyugi's emperor

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