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It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Thu, 22 January 2004 14:07 Go to next message
Steve1

 
Officer Cadet 2nd Year

Messages: 240
Registered: January 2003
Location: Australia
We, the good, kind and considerate Platypi, accuse the evil wretched and dastardly Thargoid of funding and training terrorists to perform ungodly acts against our peaceful populace. Shocked

They and their stealthy, nasty and secretive allies the Miszans, have destroyed many beautiful palaces, irreplaceable statues and revered temples. Mad2

At first we did not know whom the culprits were, but through exhaustive detective work Sherlock we have caught the evil doers out.
How do you plead Question

If you plead guilty and do not resist us, we shall only take half your worlds as punishment, but if you show no remorse then you shall surely pay the ultimate price. 2 Guns

BTW, if you don't mind, we would appreciate if you could detonate some of your minefields before we get there, for easier access. Thumbsup 2


We have yet to prove our case against the Miszans, but we expect, within 5 years, to have gathered enough evidence to show that these two co-conspiritors have been secretly scheming together for an extended period of time. Sneaky

General Misza, make it easy on yourself. Come forward and confess all. Repent your sins and not only shall you feel unburdoned, but we shall go a bit easier on your race too. Whip

Now we know you did it, but if you won't confess and we can't prove it, then we could always manufacture the evidence. Silly hair
Why should we commit millions of dollars and many years of painstaking detective work to such a pointless investigation ? Frown



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icon8.gif  Re: It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Sat, 24 January 2004 05:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Misza is currently offline Misza

 
Petty Officer 2nd Class

Messages: 59
Registered: February 2003
Location: Poland / Wroclaw
Greetings to All!

I must admit that this insolence of the Platypi Evil or Very Mad hurted me deeply. I was counting for a peaceful neighbour and a long and fruitful cooperation. Of course, I do not plead guilty of things I didn't do and neither do I believe in accusations against my friends, the Thargoid.
Those who really confessed are the Platypi Evil or Very Mad themselves. And their sins are: unfounded accusations and manufacturing of evidence.
I still don't want war with anyone, as I consider it a major waste of resources. So, If the Platypi Evil or Very Mad DO have a reasonable proposal, please state it. Remember however, that I will not be intimidated by petty threats and will NOT give up my precious worlds just like that.

And to all other races I say this:
Keep in mind that a monster's hunger is never satiated, so you can never safely tell that you are NOT their current/next target.
Therefore, a pangalactic coalition must be formed, the size of which will make the Platypi Evil or Very Mad think twice before making trouble.

If you want to join and are ready to take military actions should a war erupt, please put your statement below, so that the naughty Platypi Evil or Very Mad know clearly who's with and who's against them.

Best Regards,
general Misza of the Miszan Republic

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Re: It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Sat, 24 January 2004 06:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
gible

 
Commander

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Registered: November 2002
Location: Hamilton, New Zealand

Naturally we do not wish war with our esteemed neighbour as our relationship is a fruitful one, neither can we claim any knowledge of attrocities commited by other parties.

However it behooves us to reveal at this time that we consider the Spaniards to be our vassal and as such have answered the call for their defence. It would please us greatly if the giant were to reconsider his menu knowing now that the Spaniards are indeed boney and have little meat.

Gible - Big Idyit

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Re: It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Sat, 24 January 2004 08:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Steve1

 
Officer Cadet 2nd Year

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Registered: January 2003
Location: Australia
The Spaniards are fair game. Twisted Evil

However if they want to pay us a 1,000,000kt of mixed minerals then we shall consider them off the menu. Smile

We ask the illustrious Idyus to remember that our two races have a 5 year ongoing NAP in force and we do expect this to be upheld. Cool



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Re: It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Mon, 26 January 2004 05:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
TheJorrus is currently offline TheJorrus

 
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Registered: November 2002
Location: South Africa

Oooooo goody, goody, gumdrops ...
The yapper's high yapper just sits by, looking at all the goings on Rolling Eyes awestruck at all the warfronts *SOME* of us are prepared to open ... Twisted Evil , You YOU know who you are dude ... i'm comming for your bases soon ... soon ... SOOOOON ... *hehe*

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Misza is currently offline Misza

 
Petty Officer 2nd Class

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Registered: February 2003
Location: Poland / Wroclaw
MISZAN NEWS SPECIAL REPORT

BREAKING NEWS *** Glorious Victory on Walla Walla *** BREAKING NEWS


It has been five years since the beginning of the great war against the evil Platypi Evil or Very Mad. During that time, we have lost many beatiful planets and many our brothers were killed, but finally we managed to score a major winning battle against our enemies. It has been confirmed that our forces have managed to destroy a significant enemy contingent attacking Walla Walla, without losing a single warship.

Special statement made by general Misza just few minutes ago right from the HQ press center:
- "This is a great day and might even become a turning point in this war. The whole battle will of course undergo further analysis by our generals, but it seems that the evil Platypi Evil or Very Mad have simply underestimated our capabilities. All the credit from this success goes to our best field commanders stationing at Walla Walla and the brave pilots."

John Hornet, head commander of Walla Walla defense fleet:
- "This battle is a great example of a coordinated defense of an inferior and determined force. The key tactic was not very refined however. The enemy, overly fond of their deadly torpedoes stood completely clueless when we began throwing kilotons of junk metal against them. Meanwhile, our brave cruiser pilots came closer, forcing enemy battleships to retreat. While the enemy was distracted, happily shooting our chaff, the cruisers ripped their shields apart and our few (compared to the enemy) battleships finished the work with "said-to-be-inferior" Jihad missiles."

All the enemy warships have been destroyed, including 6 "Big bosses" - the main evil Platypi Evil or Very Mad battleships. On our side, we lost only 600 chaff ships and not a single warship. General Misza hopes that this battle shows other races that the evil Platypi Evil or Very Mad are a much lesser threat if they are unable to concentrate their forces.

Meanwhile, our scientists at the TX-13 facility report that they have begun work upon a new electronical device, codenamed "Robber Baron". It is said that soon we'll be able to take a new type of revenge against the evil Platypi Evil or Very Mad and really "destroy many beautiful palaces, irreplaceable statues and revered temples" like they were accusing us of.

BREAKING NEWS *** Glorious Victory on Walla Walla *** BREAKING NEWS

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Re: It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Tue, 17 February 2004 21:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Steve1

 
Officer Cadet 2nd Year

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Registered: January 2003
Location: Australia
Greetings to General Misza,

Congrats on your victory at Walla Walla. We had become a little too overconfident. An occasional loss such as that, is good to keep our ship captains focussed on the job at hand.

We see in you a worthy opponent Dueling

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pquinton is currently offline pquinton

 
Crewman 1st Class

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Registered: March 2003
Location: Lancashire, England
We have kept quiet for this long, but no longer.

The Platypi have unlawfully taken many of our worlds, and are continuing their swift and precise annihilation of our race.

This must stop.

Phil

<Spaniards>

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Re: It's War !!! - This time it really is ! Sun, 22 February 2004 23:18 Go to previous message
Steve1

 
Officer Cadet 2nd Year

Messages: 240
Registered: January 2003
Location: Australia
Surely you don't mind us having just a few of your planets.
We don't ask for much you know and all we get in return is racial prejudice and intolerance. Laughing

You would think with all the good things that have been accomplished at our new planets, that the previous owners would beam with pride, but no all they do is complain about what has been taken away. Smirk

It was like back in the olden days on a planet called Earth. There existed a kind, considerate and good peoples called the Romans. With every territory they defeated they built roads, aqueducts, bathing houses, temples, monuments, coloseums, etc. yet all the people could do was moan and complain about how unfairly they were treated.
True, they did have to work as slaves and they were often fed to the lions, but hey look at all the advantages they had received since the Romans took over. Nod

It really would be best for all concerned if you just allow us to fly in uncontested and annex your territory. Pirate

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